Dont kick His nuts !!!

A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.

Man Faints After Getting A Hug From Beyonce On Stage

At a recent Beyonce concert a male fan comes unglued when the singer touches his hand. The fan convulses and jumps up and down like he's in a trance initially. After Mrs Carter kneeled down to hug him, it became too much for him to take. Within seconds he had passed out.

watch video here http://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,161869.0.html

FUTMINNA Post UTME 2013 Cut Off Marks, DE Admission.

FUTMINNA Post UTME 2013 Cut Off Marks, Form.

FUTMINNA  has scheduled the exams for candidates who chose her as first or second choice as well as for Direct entry (DE) candidates.

Candidates coming for the screening should hereby note that the 2013 FUTMINNA POST UTME will be conducted using the Computer-Based Test (CBT).

For a candidate to be eligible to participate in the Post UTME of FUTMINNA, he/she must have scored at least the required UTME cut-off mark for the course chosen.

See List of FUTMINNA Courses and Corresponding Cut-off Marks!

FUTMINNA 2013 POST UTME DATE AND VENUE:

2nd – 3rd August: First Choice post UTME Exam.
5th – 6th August : 2nd choice post UTME Exam.
11th – 12th September: Direct Entry Screening.

REQUIREMENTS FOR THE SCREENING EXERCISE

Candidates/applicants coming for the 2013 FUTMINNA Post UTME should come with the following:

1. A copy of the 2013/2014 UTME result slip affixed with a recent coloured passport photograph and with the title of the course/programme of choice boldly written on top of the result slip.
2. The printed 2013/2014 University Pre-Admission Screening Exercise  scheduling slip.
3. A writing material.
4. A simple calculator (not scientific) without cover.

FUTMINNA POST UTME AND DIRECT ENTRY REQUIREMENTS:

•Candidates/Applicants must meet the minimum UTME scores for their chosen courses, have the correct JAMB subject combinations as prescribed in the JAMB Brochure and the requisite ‘O’ Level subjects at credit level.

• Candidates/Applicants who did not meet any of the above requirements will be allowed a final change to any other course whose requirements are met by the candidates, change of Course will attract a processing fee of N1,000 payable at the screening venue.

• All candidates/Applicants  must possess a minimum of five ‘O’ Level credits including Mathematics and English Language at not more than two sittings in subjects relevant to their proposed course of study.

• Only ‘O’ Level result print-outs downloaded directly from the website of the national examining bodies (WAEC/NECO/NABTEB) or photocopies of the original certificate(s) will be accepted for verification.

•Candidates/Applicants awaiting result at any level will be allowed to participate in the Post-UTME exercise but MUST submit such results not later than 15th August, 2013. For submission of such results, candidates are to go back to their registration page on the University website to update their records.

IMPORTANT DATES IN THE FUTMINNA POST UTME SCHEDULE:

17th July  - Registration starts for post UTME.
31st July  - Deadline for Post UTME registration.

29th August  - Registration starts for Direct Entry.
7th September : Deadline for Direct Entry Registration.

This Woman Was Raped By Her Friend but She's Going to Jail !!! why and how?

"He dragged me by my purse in, so I thought, 'OK, I just need to calm the situation down. I will finish my bottle of water, I will sit here and then I will excuse myself and say I feel fine.'"

"I woke up with my clothes off, sleeping on my belly, and he was raping me. I tried to get off, I tried to get him off, but he pushed me back down."

Norwegian interior designer Marte Deborah Dalelv has spoken out after being handed a 16-month prison sentence in Dubai -- after she went to police to report she had been raped by a colleague.

The 24-year-old was convicted and sentenced on charges of having unlawful sex, making a false statement and illegal consumption of alcohol.

Her story is dominating the headlines in Norway, and has raised serious questions over the way women who allege sexual assault are treated in the United Arab Emirates.

Dalelv, who had been working at an interior design firm in Qatar since September 2011, told CNN on Saturday how a work trip to Dubai in March with three colleagues turned into a nightmare.

She said she had been out at a bar with her colleagues and friends, and asked a male colleague to walk her to her room when they returned at 3 a.m. to the hotel. She'd asked him to escort her because the hotel was large and confusing, and she didn't want to be wandering on her own, knowing she'd been drinking, she said.

When they reached a room, she realized it wasn't hers -- but the man then pulled her inside despite her vocal objections, according to Dalelv.

After someone knocked -- the hotel wake-up call -- she managed to get dressed and make it downstairs to the hotel reception, Dalelv said. "I called the police. That is what you do. We are trained on that from when we are very young," she said.

Some 10 or 12 male police officers arrived, but no female police officers were present, she said. Statements were taken from both Dalelv and the alleged rapist.

She was then taken to Bur Dubai police station, she said.

After again giving her version of events to officers, Dalelv said, "They asked me, 'Are you sure you called the police because you just didn't like it?' I said, 'Well of course I didn't like it.' That is when I knew, I don't think they are going to believe me at all."

Dalelv says she was taken for an intimate medical exam and tested for alcohol consumption. Her belongings were taken and she was kept in jail for four days, she said, with no explanation as to why.

Dubai police and UAE government officials have not responded to repeated CNN requests for comment.

Dalelv said she managed to call her parents on the third day to tell them she had been raped and ask them to contact the Norwegian Embassy. A day later, a representative from the Norwegian consulate came to the police station and she was released -- but her passport was not returned.

A piece of paper with Arabic text was handed to her, she said. An Arabic speaker told her it listed two charges against her: one for sex outside of marriage and the other for public consumption of alcohol. Both are violations of the law in the United Arab Emirates.

It was the first time she was made aware that she faced charges, Dalelv said.

She was allowed out on bail and has been staying since at the Norwegian Seaman's Center in Dubai.

Subsequently, she said her manager advised her to tell the police it was voluntary sexual intercourse and likely the whole issue would just go away. She followed the advice and in one of the many hearings at the public prosecutor's office, she made a statement saying it was voluntary.

Dalelv was then charged with making a false statement.

"That was my biggest regret because it wasn't voluntary. I just thought it would all go away," she told CNN.

But a representative of Al Mana Interiors, who Dalelv worked for, told CNN that she was not advised by her manager to say the sex was consensual but rather by a police officer, who told her that in Arabic and it was translated into English by her manager.

Dalelv said a month after the rape, while forced to stay in Dubai as the case wound through the legal system, she was fired.

The representative, who declined to be publicly identified, said Dalelv and the Sudanese man she accused -- who is married with three children -- have both been terminated by Al Mana Interiors for "drinking alcohol at a staff conference that resulted in trouble with the police."

A statement released late Saturday by Al Mana Interiors spokesman Hani El Korek said the company was sympathetic to Dalelv "during this very difficult situation." It also said that company representatives were by her side through the initial investigation, spending "days at both the police station and the prosecutor's office to help win her release."

"Only when Ms. Dalelv declined to have positive and constructive discussions about her employment status, and ceased communication with her employer, was the company forced to end our relationship with her," the statement said.

"The decision had nothing to do with the rape allegation, and unfortunately neither Ms. Dalelv nor her attorneys have chosen to contact the company to discuss her employment status."

The company is owned by Qatari billionaire Wissam Al Mana, who made headlines earlier this year after it was revealed that he has secretly married singer Janet Jackson in 2012.

Dalelv was convicted Tuesday on all three charges and was sentenced to one year in jail for having unlawful sex, three months in jail for making a false statement and one month for illegal consumption of alcohol.

CNN could not immediately confirm what happened to the alleged perpetrator, who was charged with public intoxication and having sex outside of marriage.

Dalelv is scheduled to appear at the court on September 5 to begin the appeal proceedings. Dalelv, who is not allowed to leave the UAE pending the appeal, said her lawyers have instructed her to be prepared to go back into jail while they submit a request for bail while the appeal is ongoing.

As a rule, CNN does not identify victims of sexual assault, but Dalelv went public with her story.

A Facebook page has been set up calling for Dalelv's release, as well as a petition urging the Norwegian government to take action on her behalf.

Her conviction may risk wider diplomatic repercussions.
Norwegian Foreign Affairs Minister Espen Barth Eide called his UAE counterpart, Sheikh Abdullah Bin Zayed al-Nahyan, on Friday night to protest Dalelv's sentencing, a statement from the Norwegian ministry said.

"I emphasized that we believe that the conviction is contrary to fundamental human rights, including conventions that the UAE have officially ratified," Eide is quoted as saying.

"Norway will continue to do what we can to support her in what is a very difficult situation. Our cooperation with the UAE is strong and good, but I conveyed to my colleague that we are worried that this difficult case may disturb our good relations if we do not reach a good solution in the near future."

Dalelv told CNN she received a call from Eide on Friday reiterating Norway's support.

While Dubai has a reputation as a cosmopolitan city that boasts Western influences, where visitors can drink at bars and restaurants and unmarried couples can share hotel rooms, the country adheres to Islamic laws and traditions.

The United Arab Emirates has been heavily criticized by rights groups, which say it condones sexual violence against women. Human Rights Watch has called its record "shameful," saying it must change the way it handles such cases.

In December 2012, a British woman reported being raped by three men in Dubai. She was found guilty of drinking alcohol without a license and fined.

In January 2010, a British woman told authorities she was raped by an employee at a Dubai hotel. She was charged with public intoxication and having sex outside of marriage.

An Australian woman reported in 2008 that she was drugged and gang-raped. She was convicted of having sex outside marriage and drinking alcohol, and she was sentenced to 11 months in prison.

FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY 2013/2014 POST UTME SCREENING EXERCISE

This is to inform all UTME and Direct Entry (DE) candidates who have applied for admission into the Federal University of Technology (FUT) Minna for the 2013/2014 academic session that the University has scheduled the University Pre-Admission Screening Exercise (UPASE), hitherto referred Post-UTME, to hold at the University Main Campus, Gidan Kwano, Minna, as follows:

First and Second Choice UTME (most Preferred University)

Commencement date for online registration: 00.01hrs on Wednesday 17th July, 2013

Close of online registration: 12:00hrs midnight on Wednesday 31st July, 2013.

Dates of screening exercise: First Choice: 2nd  – 3rd August, 2013 

                                         Second Choice:  5th -  6th August, 2013

Direct Entry (most preferred University)  

Commencement date for online registration: 00.01hrs Thursday, 29th August, 2013.

Close of online registration: 12:00hrs midnight on Saturday, 7th September, 2013

Dates of screening exercise: 11th  to 12th September, 2013

Candidates are hereby notified that the screening exercise shall be conducted using the Computer- Based Test (CBT) platform.   

Eligibility 

• Only UTME and DE candidates who selected FUT Minna as their First or Second Choice most preferred University are eligible for the screening exercise.
• UTME Candidates MUST have scored NOT LESS than the indicated minimum scores for various Schools/Courses/Programmes in the 2013 UTME as shown below
  
  
  
  
  • Candidates MUST meet the minimum UTME scores for their chosen courses, have the right UTME subject combinations as prescribed in the JAMB Brochure and the requisite ‘O’ Level subjects at credit level.
  • However, candidates who do not meet any of the above requirements will be allowed to change to any other course whose requirements are met by the candidates. The Change of Course will attract a processing fee of N1,000 payable at the screening venue.
  • All candidates must possess a minimum of five ‘O’ Level credits including Mathematics and English Language at not more than two sittings in subjects relevant to their proposed courses.
  • Only ‘O’ Level result print-outs downloaded directly from the website of the national examining bodies (WAEC/NECO/NABTEB) or photocopies of the original certificate(s) will be accepted for verification.
  • Candidates awaiting result at any level will be allowed to participate in the Post-UTME exercise but MUST submit such results not later than 15th August, 2013. For submission of such results, candidates are to go back to their registration page on the University website to update their records.
  For the list of relevant subjects for each course/programme, check the homepage of our website.
  NOTE: Any false declaration could lead to a candidate’s disqualification at any stage of the admission process.

  ---

  
  
   
  Method of Registration: 
  
  
  First Choice Registration
  1. Click on ‘2013/2014 Post-UTME’
  2. On the page that appears, click on ‘Post-UTME First Choice Login’ 3. Enter you JAMB registration number, Enter one of your names, Click on ‘Login’ 4. On a page that appears, you are required to upload your recent passport (in JPG format) 5. Choose another course from the list of departments if your UTME score does not meet the minimum required for the course registered with JAMB.
  Note:  The system automatically detects if you have the required UTME subject combination and the minimum score for the programme selected.
  6. Click on ‘Proceed to payment gateway’
  7. Confirm your entries
  8. Click on the payment page button to proceed to payment gateway
  9. Payment is done through Debit Card (MasterCard - Most Recommended), Verve (Enable for on-line transaction only), or Interswitch mag stripe)
  10. Enter ATM Debit card details (Card number, expiry date, CW2 i.e. the 3 digits behind your card, and pin number)
  Note:  This automatically debits N2,250
  11. If payment is successful, the screen will display all the data you previously entered
  12. Click on the print button to print the document
  13. Keep the printout and take to the Post-UTME screening venue. 
  
  
  Second Choice Registration
• Click on the link“2013/2014 Post-UTME Second Choice” on the University Home Page
• Enter your JAMB Registration Number, course registration with JAMB and the UTME score
• Click on ‘Login’ button to enter the registration page
• On the registration page, you are required to ‘fill out you data’ marked with red asterisks.
• Choose another course from the list of departments if your UTME score does not meet the minimum required for the course registered with JAMB.
• Upload passport photograph (in JPG format)
• Click the ‘Save’ button to continue
• Confirm your entries
• Click on the “Payment page’ button to proceed to payment gateway
• Payment is done through Debit Card (Master Card, Verve, or Interswitch mag stripe)
• Enter the ATM Debit card details – (Card number, Expiry date, CW2 i.e. the 3 digits behind your card, and pin number)
• Click  ‘Pay’

Note: This automatically debits N2,250 only

• If payment is successful, the screen will display all the data you previously entered.
• Click on the ‘Print’ button to print the document
• Keep the printout and take to the Post-UTME screening venue.
• Requirements for the Screening Exercise
  
  
  
  All eligible candidates are required to come on the date indicated on their scheduling slip. Candidates are to report at the Suleiman Kumo Convocation Square at the University Main Campus, Gidan-Kwano along Minna-Bida road with the following:
  
  
  
  
• A clean copy of the 2013/2014 UTME result slip affixed with a recent coloured passport photograph and with the title of the course/programme of choice boldly written on top of the result slip.
• The printed 2013/2014 University Pre-Admission Screening Exercise (UPASE) scheduling slip.
• A writing material (biro or pencil).
• A simple calculator (non-programmable) without cover.

General Information

• No candidate will be allowed to participate in the screening exercise without complying with the above requirements.
• The Main Campus at Gidan Kwano along Minna-Bida road is about 20 km away from the Bosso Campus of the University, which is inside Minna town. Candidates without personal vehicles may board commercial buses at the rate of N50 to N70 at the Bosso Campus of the University.
• Candidates are not allowed to bring GSM handsets or similar electronic gadgets into the screening hall. Such item(s) will be seized and will not be returned to the owners.
• Impersonation is a serious offence and anyone caught impersonating will be handed over to the law enforcement agents.
• Any registered candidate who fails to report for the screening exercise on the date and time specified on the print-out automatically loses his or her chance of being screened for admission.
• Candidates are advised to arrive at the convocation square at the Main Campus, Gidan Kwano on the scheduled date for the screening exercise at least one hour prior to the scheduled time on their slips.

All enquiries should be directed to the following: infoupase@futminna.edu.ng This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or call 08022320423 / 08071233304

ASUU Threatens To Prolong Strike

Members of the Academic Staff Union of Universities, Benin zone, on Friday threatened that the ongoing strike embarked upon by the union could be prolonged if President Goodluck Jonathan repeated the mistakes of previous administrations.

Addressing journalists at the University of Benin main campus, Coordinator of the zone and member of the National Executive Council of ASUU, Dr. Sunny Ighalo, said the strike could be indefinite if government remained insensitive to lecturers’ plight and refused to honour the agreement it had with the union.
Giving an update on the three-week strike, Ighalo said this time around, the action would be total and comprehensive in all Nigerian universities.
Ighalo said members would not shift ground except government honoured the agreement it entered into with ASUU, adding that members would not yield to government’s threat of no-work-no-pay rule.
He said, “It is clear that the Jonathan government has not learnt anything from the mistakes of previous governments in Nigeria that are notoriously known for fragrant disregard for agreements, due process and rule of law.
“Government must be compelled to find a solution to the brain drain issue and infrastructure decay in the system. This is what this ongoing strike action is all about.
All these problems are a product of underfunding and deliberate neglect of our universities by the government. The 2009 FGN/ASUU agreement is meant to arrest these problems and restore our universities to the path of progress and reckoning.
“We are on strike for the same reasons of government insensitivity, unwillingness and inability to keep and implement the agreement it entered with ASUU.
“The major source of problem in Nigeria’s universities has been government’s gross underfunding of the universities and lack of basic infrastructure including research equipment for sound academic learning and relevant studies by students and lecturers.”
Ighalo said the strike was aimed at rescuing the country’s universities from further decline and urged stakeholders, including parents, to hold the Federal Government accountable for the “wasteful period the exercise would last.”